Hot Dog! We finally have a weiner!!

At 07:31 PM 2/5/2008, Tom Buese wrote:
>DRUM ROLL PLEASE?
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>Straight from the back room at Enron Headquarters, we now have the
>official results, tabulated by our accounting firm of Bombastic,
>Bushkin & Squirrel, kept under lock & key until this very moment.  We
>now go to our presentation live:
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>>TOM: In the category of most polished and detailed article, hand me
>>the envelope Betty...
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>>BETTY: Here you are, Tom!
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>>TOM: ... the Beezer goes to EDWARD MAGLOT for INSTRUMENT CLUSTER
>>REBUILD!
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>>(APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE)
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>>TOM: And in the final category of "Thanks for Participating," which
>>will be awarded by random drawing to one of the other five fine
>>articles submitted, the contestants are: "Installing Poptop Seals"
>>by Doug Alcock, "Coolant Pressure Tester" by Pascal, "Upper Control
>>Arm Bushings" by John Meeks, "Storage Space Tips" by Kenny Rogers
>>aka Fukengroovan aka catmando, and "Clutch Bleeding" by Mike
>>Collum, the winner will be plucked from this hat by my lovely
>>assistant Kelli . . . that's right dear, here, let me just put this
>>hat on the floor, just bend over and pick an envelope . . . take
>>your time . . . that's good, that's good . . . a round of applause
>>for the lovely Kelli! (TO AUDIENCE) I'd say Kelli looks a damn
>>sight better than Mr Squirrel here, even though he's wearing a
>>dress and wants to be called Betty, right?
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>>(PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
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>>Okay, Betty, who's the winner?
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>>BETTY: Well Tom, the winner is, JOHN MEEKS, for his article "Upper
>>Control Arm Bushings & Why America is a Great Country! "
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>>ANNOUNCER (OVER APPLAUSE):
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>>In addition to these fine Bezee statuettes made from genuine
>>polystyrene, both winners will receive a BZ Shelf hand-built and
>>signed by Tom Buese, Mr BZ himself!
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>But 1st, the lucky weiners must send Mr. BZ their shipping address,
>hopefully close to Salt Lake City, Utah, USA, & a signed waiver
>indemnifying The Misters from any items which might fall off said
>shelves. before midnite, 12/31/08, all other offers are not part of
>this redemption,  batteries not included,  YMMV, IMHO, & WTF!
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>Mr.'s  BZ & Squirrel