Prizes the weiners can relish!

Richard Golen wrote:
> Hot Dog! We finally have a weiner!!
>
>
> At 07:31 PM 2/5/2008, Tom Buese wrote:
>> DRUM ROLL PLEASE?
>>
>>
>> Straight from the back room at Enron Headquarters, we now have the
>> official results, tabulated by our accounting firm of Bombastic,
>> Bushkin & Squirrel, kept under lock & key until this very moment.  We
>> now go to our presentation live:
>>
>>>
>>> TOM: In the category of most polished and detailed article, hand me
>>> the envelope Betty...
>>>
>>> BETTY: Here you are, Tom!
>>>
>>> TOM: ... the Beezer goes to EDWARD MAGLOT for INSTRUMENT CLUSTER
>>> REBUILD!
>>>
>>> (APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE)
>>>
>>> TOM: And in the final category of "Thanks for Participating," which
>>> will be awarded by random drawing to one of the other five fine
>>> articles submitted, the contestants are: "Installing Poptop Seals"
>>> by Doug Alcock, "Coolant Pressure Tester" by Pascal, "Upper Control
>>> Arm Bushings" by John Meeks, "Storage Space Tips" by Kenny Rogers
>>> aka Fukengroovan aka catmando, and "Clutch Bleeding" by Mike
>>> Collum, the winner will be plucked from this hat by my lovely
>>> assistant Kelli . . . that's right dear, here, let me just put this
>>> hat on the floor, just bend over and pick an envelope . . . take
>>> your time . . . that's good, that's good . . . a round of applause
>>> for the lovely Kelli! (TO AUDIENCE) I'd say Kelli looks a damn
>>> sight better than Mr Squirrel here, even though he's wearing a
>>> dress and wants to be called Betty, right?
>>>
>>> (PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
>>>
>>> Okay, Betty, who's the winner?
>>>
>>> BETTY: Well Tom, the winner is, JOHN MEEKS, for his article "Upper
>>> Control Arm Bushings & Why America is a Great Country! "
>>>
>>> ANNOUNCER (OVER APPLAUSE):
>>>
>>> In addition to these fine Bezee statuettes made from genuine
>>> polystyrene, both winners will receive a BZ Shelf hand-built and
>>> signed by Tom Buese, Mr BZ himself!
>>
>> But 1st, the lucky weiners must send Mr. BZ their shipping address,
>> hopefully close to Salt Lake City, Utah, USA, & a signed waiver
>> indemnifying The Misters from any items which might fall off said
>> shelves. before midnite, 12/31/08, all other offers are not part of
>> this redemption,  batteries not included,  YMMV, IMHO, & WTF!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Mr.'s  BZ & Squirrel
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