Congratulations Wieners!

(and thanks Mr. Squirrel for starting the Wiki. It was you wasn't it?)

Neil.

On Feb 5, 2008 4:31 PM, Tom Buese <tombuese@comcast.net> wrote:
> DRUM ROLL PLEASE?
>
>
> Straight from the back room at Enron Headquarters, we now have the
> official results, tabulated by our accounting firm of Bombastic,
> Bushkin & Squirrel, kept under lock & key until this very moment.  We
> now go to our presentation live:
>
> >
> > TOM: In the category of most polished and detailed article, hand me
> > the envelope Betty...
> >
> > BETTY: Here you are, Tom!
> >
> > TOM: ... the Beezer goes to EDWARD MAGLOT for INSTRUMENT CLUSTER
> > REBUILD!
> >
> > (APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE)
> >
> > TOM: And in the final category of "Thanks for Participating," which
> > will be awarded by random drawing to one of the other five fine
> > articles submitted, the contestants are: "Installing Poptop Seals"
> > by Doug Alcock, "Coolant Pressure Tester" by Pascal, "Upper Control
> > Arm Bushings" by John Meeks, "Storage Space Tips" by Kenny Rogers
> > aka Fukengroovan aka catmando, and "Clutch Bleeding" by Mike
> > Collum, the winner will be plucked from this hat by my lovely
> > assistant Kelli . . . that's right dear, here, let me just put this
> > hat on the floor, just bend over and pick an envelope . . . take
> > your time . . . that's good, that's good . . . a round of applause
> > for the lovely Kelli! (TO AUDIENCE) I'd say Kelli looks a damn
> > sight better than Mr Squirrel here, even though he's wearing a
> > dress and wants to be called Betty, right?
> >
> > (PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
> >
> > Okay, Betty, who's the winner?
> >
> > BETTY: Well Tom, the winner is, JOHN MEEKS, for his article "Upper
> > Control Arm Bushings & Why America is a Great Country! "
> >
> > ANNOUNCER (OVER APPLAUSE):
> >
> > In addition to these fine Bezee statuettes made from genuine
> > polystyrene, both winners will receive a BZ Shelf hand-built and
> > signed by Tom Buese, Mr BZ himself!
>
> But 1st, the lucky weiners must send Mr. BZ their shipping address,
> hopefully close to Salt Lake City, Utah, USA, & a signed waiver
> indemnifying The Misters from any items which might fall off said
> shelves. before midnite, 12/31/08, all other offers are not part of
> this redemption,  batteries not included,  YMMV, IMHO, & WTF!
>
>
>
>
> Mr.'s  BZ & Squirrel
> >
>

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