This does not qualify either as 'good' or 'Fryeday humor' Joe! I think
missing bURNINGvAN has rotted your sensibilities. Or maybe that Oregon
climate.

At least you could have had the hunter driving a vanagon.

Unless it was mine in which case it wasn't running, or Tim in San Jose in
which case it was in his backyard complete with ice cube trays.

Mike
Sitting in CA with Oregon weather.

On 2/22/08 6:12 AM, "Joseph Fortino" <fortino1@EARTHLINK.NET> wrote:

> Ok Ok, :) good morning all
> 
> Bear Hunting Story:
> 
> A man decides to go bear hunting. He goes to the gun shop, buys a gun and goes
> into the forrest. Sits in a tree and after about an hour a huge black bear
> comes walking down the trail, he shoots and the bear drops.
> 
> He scurries down the tree and runs up the trail. When he gets to where the
> bear was, it is gone. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around and this
> huge bear is staring at him and says, �Just for trying to screw up my life I�m
> going to screw you!�
> 
> He turns the hunter around yanks down his pants and goes to work. The next day
> the hunter goes back to the gun shop and says �Get me the biggest damn bear
> gun you have!�.
> 
> He then goes back to the same spot and to his amazement, the same bear comes
> down the trail. BLAM! The bear goes down. He scurries down the tree, up the
> trail and once again, no bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder and there is the
> bear again.
> 
>     The bear asks him, �You don�t really come here for the hunting do you?�
> 
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
>> From: "Chris S." <mrpolak@YAHOO.COM>
>> Sent: Feb 22, 2008 5:55 AM
>> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>> Subject: NO MAIL FROM GERRY ON YAHOO!!!! ARGH!!!!
>> 
>> I'm missing all the good Fryeday jokes!
>> 
>> Chris S.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
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