Okay, if you guys are serious about this I'll take a (s)wipe at this one:

1. Do you have a portapotti in your Vanagon/Westy? (If like a bear, you crap in the woods, ignore the remaining questions) Yes.
2. What brand do you have? PETT from Campmor
3. Where is it placed in your Vanagon/Westy? Stored under back seat (folds to briefcase size)
4. Is it secured while you drive?  See above.
5. If so, then how? (ie bungee cords, kid sitting on it while you drive) See above.
6. If not secured, why not?  See above.
7. Where do you store your toilet paper when driving or when the potti is not in use?  In a found nail apron hanging from the back of the passenger seat.
8. How do you keep the roll of TP from unraveling while driving?  Fits in pocket of nail apron very neatly.
9. Do you empty your portapotti:
        a. at the end of the weekend
        b. every week
        c. only when its full and rolling the windows down no longer "clears the air"
        d. you mean they have to be emptied??
        Additional entry:
        e. Never used...yet.

>
> As we've had surveys about oil pressure, acceleration
> from 30 to 50, and for those of us that have been on this
> list from the early 90's "Unka Joels List Member
> Database List", here's a new one I'll name the
> "Mr.Whipple Nature Calls Survey List"