Jim, are you sure it isn't Shroedinger's cat climbing on your bus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr�dinger's_cat

But seriously, that is the closest to Doug Adams' prose that I have seen
in a good long while. Different mostly in the way that it actually had
useful information to impart. Thanks for brightening my Frydaye with it.

Happy Trails,

Greg Potts
1973/74/79 Westfakia "Bob the Tomato"
1987 Wolfsburg Weekender Hardtop
www.busesofthecorn.com
www.pottsfamily.ca

Jim Felder wrote:

> The Cat-Gard(tm) depends on the Cat Law of Uncertainly, kind of like our
> Heisenburg Principal of Uncertainty but having to to do with cats. In fact,
> the two are very similar in that you can know either the velocity of a cat,
> or the position of a cat, but not both. But I digress. Cats will not jump
> onto something they are unsure of, and the section of blue tarp makes the
> wipers invisible to cats--and they will not take the change of missing the
> wipers.
>