I think if you go to Home Depot and buy enough of those black plastic
tubs, cut them and melt them together, you could make your own
eyebrows!
Leave a couple intact for catching gray water so you can bathe and do
the dishes without citation in our national parks, cover your leaky
skylight, catch all that brake fluid when your buddy is pressing too
hard on the pedal. Also, not to be forgotten, these tubs offer leak
proof storage for all that Non phosphate free antifreeze you need to
carry because your heads leak so much, or all that Power Steering
Fluid you need for your leaking steering rack.
I'm afraid I've strayed from the original thread, but I think I'm onto
something............

Gracias,
                    Miguel