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Subject:Re: Bread Loaf citing
From:joel walker
Date:Fri, 3 Oct 2008 16:41:00 -0500

> Is the "J" in Jesus pronounced "H" in Spanish or is the "H" actually
> Latin and since most Spanish countries are heavily Traditional
> Catholic
> they use the Latin "H" in Jesus as it might be said in prayers in
> Latin?
> I know "LL" is pronounced "Y", as in Lladro Porcelain is "Yadro"
> Porcelain.
> Man! All that hat makes my head hurt!
> Maybe Unca Joel knows?

Gno,  eye haff know gno eyed eyah. :)

but i'll present the following for your consideration ...

English ... luff et or leef et. ;)

*  We polish the Polish furniture.
*  He could lead, if he would get the lead out.
*  A farm can produce produce.
*  The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
*  The Legionaire decided to desert in the desert.
*  The present is a good time to present the present.
*  At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
*  The dove dove into the bushes.
*  I did not object to the object.
*  The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
*  The bandage was wound around the wound.
*  There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
*  They were too close to the door to close it.
*  The buck does funny things when the does are present.
*  They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
*  To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
*  The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
*  After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
*  I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
*  I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
*  How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
*  I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt

*  There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
   neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
*  English muffins weren't invented in England
   or French fries in France.
*  Sweetmeats are candies
   while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are.
*  Quicksand can work slowly
*  Boxing rings are square
*  A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

*  Writers write but fingers don't fing,
*  Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

*  If the plural of tooth is teeth,
   why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
*  One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
*  One index, 2 indices?
*  You can make amends but not one amend?
*  If you have a bunch of odds and ends
   and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
*  If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

*  If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
*  People recite at a play
   and play at a recital?
*  Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
*  Noses run and feet smell?
*  A slim chance and a fat chance are the same
*  A wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

*  Your house can burn up as it burns down,
*  You fill in a form by filling it out
*  An alarm goes off by going on.

*  When stars are out, they are visible,
   but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

 unca joel