Unca Joel,

Are you related to the Late George Carlin?

You are my kinda guy!

Pax or Peace or Piece,

Mr. BZ or Buese or BS

>> Maybe Unca Joel knows?
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> Gno,  eye haff know gno eyed eyah. :)
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> but i'll present the following for your consideration ...
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> English ... luff et or leef et. ;)
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> *  We polish the Polish furniture.
> *  He could lead, if he would get the lead out.
> *  A farm can produce produce.
> *  The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
> *  The Legionaire decided to desert in the desert.
> *  The present is a good time to present the present.
> *  At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
> *  The dove dove into the bushes.
> *  I did not object to the object.
> *  The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
> *  The bandage was wound around the wound.
> *  There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
> *  They were too close to the door to close it.
> *  The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> *  They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
> *  To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> *  The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> *  After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
> *  I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
> *  I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> *  How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
> *  I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt
>
> *  There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
>   neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
> *  English muffins weren't invented in England
>   or French fries in France.
> *  Sweetmeats are candies
>   while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are.
> *  Quicksand can work slowly
> *  Boxing rings are square
> *  A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
>
> *  Writers write but fingers don't fing,
> *  Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
>
> *  If the plural of tooth is teeth,
>   why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
> *  One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
> *  One index, 2 indices?
> *  You can make amends but not one amend?
> *  If you have a bunch of odds and ends
>   and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
> *  If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
>
> *  If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
> *  People recite at a play
>   and play at a recital?
> *  Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
> *  Noses run and feet smell?
> *  A slim chance and a fat chance are the same
> *  A wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
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> *  Your house can burn up as it burns down,
> *  You fill in a form by filling it out
> *  An alarm goes off by going on.
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> *  When stars are out, they are visible,
>   but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
>
> unca joel