I got this yesterday.  I'm sure the numbers are off, but the logic
sounds very sound to me!

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer and then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling,
your refund would have been $214.00.

Based on the above information, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.  It's called the 401-Keg plan.

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Chris S.
Disclaimer: "Death and serious injury may occur"