Thanks Hector, that's the spirit I'm used to on this list.  I hope those
kids are driving in a Vanagon together contemplating all the permutations.
Z
----- Original Message -----
From: "Hector Zapata" <hlzapata@GMAIL.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, November 28, 2008 10:33 AM
Subject: Thanksgiving Divorce

> A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving
> and
> says,'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
> I
> are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
> -'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
> We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
> 'We're
> sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
> sister in Chicago and tell her.'
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
> -'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of
> this,'
> She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT
> getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
> my
> brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
> thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,
> 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
>
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