I'm not a texter by any means, but ROTFLMAO!

On 11/28/08, Hector Zapata <hlzapata@gmail.com> wrote:
>  A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and
> says,'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
> are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
> -'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
> We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're
> sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
> sister in Chicago and tell her.'
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
> -'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
> She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT
> getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
> brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
> thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,
> 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
>
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