and for those not in the know
when meeting a bear ... quiet retreat in reverse while talking softly is the
best bet
do not look the bear in the eye -- do not climb trees -- do not run ...
bears are way faster than us ... 100 yards in less than 6 seconds

with cougars .. lots of noise .. waver stick and look large -- throw rocks
and such
if you get the chance -- which will be very unlikely as cougars are the
alligator of the forest--
sitting on limbs to drop down on unsuspecting dinner ...
shoud you find your self tangled with a cat ... fight like a crazy person--
fight like the lady with the syncro from the parking lot muggings -- stab
and poke and punch the cat --

also a good tactic with bears and cats is to have a quick word of prayer
with god ...
yours

On Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 1:06 PM, miguel pacheco <mundopacheco@gmail.com>wrote:

> That was a Dave Larson cartoon.........kids love that joke. Start
> with, 'you know what a polar bear's favorite food is, don't you?'
>
>
>
> > I am reminded of a bit of a grim cartoon of Polar bears who have ripped
> > to top out of an igloo. Boots and jackets and mittens are laying around
> > with some pink stains in the snow. One bears says to the other as he
> > picks his teeth - "I really like these - crunchy on the outside and
> > soft, pink, and chewy on the inside!"
>
> Thanks,
>             Miguel
>

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roger w
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