The old couple was camped in the KOA campground in their Westy, when
making the trip of a lifetime - retracing their honeymoon trip of some
55  years ago - back then in a Ford Woodie. It was just light, and both
were  awake, but neither had opened their eyes, or indeed even moved but
just lay there listening to the morning. His wife made a little noise.

Are you OK, Sweetie?" asked the old man
"NO!' was the reply.
"What is wrong?"
"I'm dead!"
"How do you know?"
"Nothing hurts!!!"

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver