>>I did refrain from putting various cool gender-revealing bumper stickers
on
>>my van - didn't want to attract unnecessary attention.

When touring through the small southern Utah towns

I always print out a NRA sticker
and a Ducks Unlimited sticker
for the rear window of my bus.

I do it to keep the small town minded cops from harassing me

But, I suppose it might help with security as well ! :o)

JC...
PS: I agree with Joy about the stickers!
Why advertise?
et: Don't put a bunch of grow yer own Hippy stickers all over your bus! :o)