On Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 1:25 PM, Rocket J Squirrel <camping.elliott@gmail.com
> wrote:

> Wandering about fasteners section of Ace Hardware store on 3rd Street.
> White, male, medium height, asked if I was Rocket J Squirrel, introduced
> himself as the famous Vern from Bend. Said the item that he came to the
> store to get was out of stock.
>

Okay, I'll bite.  Were you wearing a big sign saying "I'm Rocket J.
Squirrel"?  How did Vern recognize you? Or is Vern telepathic and we didn't
know that?