Does your Vanagon Lose Momentum
 In The Driveway Overnight?
 by Dr. Dem Intro
(to the tune of Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost
overnight)

  Oh-vee, oh-dub, so true,
  Whoever can I sue?
  Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
  I've paid a lot of dough
  To people who should know
  The Answer to this question:
  Must it sit or can it go?

    Does your Vanagon lose momentum
    In the driveway overnight?
    When you crank it up next morning,
    Does it struggle, spit, and fight?
    Do you have to coax it gently
    And make every shift just right?
    Does your Vanagon lose momentum
    In the driveway overnight?

  There goes another bus.
  It's making quite a fuss.
  Down to the redlight
  With brightly burning headlight.
  Now he steps upon the brake
  And the van begins to shake,
  And as the sparks begin to fly
  You can hear the angels sing:

 <Chorus>

  And now the signal's green,
  The other cars turn mean:
  Honking on their honkers ...
  It's enough to drive you bonkers ...
  As they drive around the bus,
  They all scream and point and cuss
  Making references to your parentage
  And causing quite a fuss!

        If the battery is under the front seat,
   Where did they hide the fuse box?
   Boom, boom

 <Chorus>
   In the driveway overnight?

  If I had some money, I could really fix it right ...
  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
  Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night

 In the driveway overnight

  A dollar's worth a quarter and a nickel's worth a dime
  We'd sing another chorus
  But we haven't got the time

 In the driveway overniiiiiiiiiiiiight!