Sick!

Jim (old enough to remember the tune)

On Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 6:59 PM, joel walker <uncajoel@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> Does your Vanagon Lose Momentum
> In The Driveway Overnight?
> by Dr. Dem Intro
> (to the tune of Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost
> overnight)
>
> �Oh-vee, oh-dub, so true,
> �Whoever can I sue?
> �Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
> �I've paid a lot of dough
> �To people who should know
> �The Answer to this question:
> �Must it sit or can it go?
>
> � Does your Vanagon lose momentum
> � In the driveway overnight?
> � When you crank it up next morning,
> � Does it struggle, spit, and fight?
> � Do you have to coax it gently
> � And make every shift just right?
> � Does your Vanagon lose momentum
> � In the driveway overnight?
>
> �There goes another bus.
> �It's making quite a fuss.
> �Down to the redlight
> �With brightly burning headlight.
> �Now he steps upon the brake
> �And the van begins to shake,
> �And as the sparks begin to fly
> �You can hear the angels sing:
>
> <Chorus>
>
> �And now the signal's green,
> �The other cars turn mean:
> �Honking on their honkers ...
> �It's enough to drive you bonkers ...
> �As they drive around the bus,
> �They all scream and point and cuss
> �Making references to your parentage
> �And causing quite a fuss!
>
> � � � If the battery is under the front seat,
> �Where did they hide the fuse box?
> �Boom, boom
>
> <Chorus>
> �In the driveway overnight?
>
> �If I had some money, I could really fix it right ...
> �Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
> �Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night
>
> In the driveway overnight
>
> �A dollar's worth a quarter and a nickel's worth a dime
> �We'd sing another chorus
> �But we haven't got the time
>
> In the driveway overniiiiiiiiiiiiight!
>