this one is for Tom Hanks. ;)
(you'll have to make up your own melody ... i couldn't find one that
sounded right)
unca joel

 Them Vanagon Blues
     by John Lee Muddy Waterbus

    <chorus>
  i got them vanagon blues,
    no matter which way i choose,
      they follow me wherever i go.
  i got them vanagon blues,
    just can't seem to lose,
      them blues have got me feeling so low.

 i went out this morning,
 put my key in the switch,
 tried to crank up the motor
 but it don't move an inch.

 the batt'ry won't batt me,
 the starter won't start,
 they act like they hate me
 and it's breaking my heart.

  <chorus>

 my baby done tol' me
 she can't stand it no mo' ...
 she's finding a new man
 with a car that will go.

 she left me last eve'ning,
 left a note on the door,
 she took my dog with her ...
 and i miss the dog more!

  <chorus>

 last week it was brake shoes,
 a month before that
 it needed a muffler,
 tailpipe and a cat.

 it seems like it's always
 one thing, maybe two ...
 it's costing me money,
 now it's costing me you.

  <chorus>