I thought it was " How long does it take a drunk, club-footed monkey
to kick a frozen turkey turd down a crushed rock road?"

YMMV

DM&FS

At 05:05 PM 1/8/2010, Stephen Grisanti wrote:
>Then there's the variation:
>If a hen-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how
>long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out
>of a dill pickle?
>
>Stephen
>
>--- On Fri, 1/8/10, Jim Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM> wrote:
>
>
>From: Jim Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM>
>Subject: Re: Frieday Chicken Count Before They Hatch
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>Date: Friday, January 8, 2010, 5:14 PM
>
>
>Alan's right. 1.5 eggs per 1.5 chickens per 1.5 days is an egg a day
>per chicken. 9 x 9 = 81.
>
>Jim (the other Felder)
>
>On Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 4:00 PM, Angus Gordon <birdworks@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Speaking of Frieday chicken..
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmlYPNWEEc
> >
> >
> > On Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 12:39 PM, Chris S <szpejankowski@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> If one and a half chickens can lay one and a half eggs in one and a
> >> half days, how many eggs wil nine chickens lay in nine days?
> >>
> >>
> >