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What to do, what to do
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Get out and push. When you get there, perform an autopsy. Perhaps you can
reanimate him. You only drive your van 3k miles a year?
Maybe you should get a crank handle from an old Ford...
I'd like to get a large spinning wind-up key and fix it to the back of my
van... wonder where I can find one?

Cya,
Robert