--snip--
You need to give serious consideration to the possibility that your van is
possessed by some kind of evil spirit
--snip--

This was the direction in which my thoughts were proceeding but you've
basically covered it. Let's hope the rodent wasn't a virgin. Isn't that part
of the world famous in literature and folklore for all kinds of evil
supernatural activity?

On the other hand, perhaps his Vanagon was trying to pick up a snack or a
kind of offering for Craig, much like a cat that leaves mice and shrews on
the doorstep.

--snip--
I didn't come up with anything good enough to pass the high standard I've
set for myself, so I didn't mention it.
--snip--

Ah, but you did. Should've quit while you were ahead. hehe

Cya,
Robert