>> 
>>  And there'll be none of that tired old furlongs per
>> fortnight silliness.  It was funny the first time. The first time was a
>> long, long time ago.
>> 

But Rocket J, it only SEEMS like a long time. You see once you've converted to Vanagon speed (furlongs/fortnight) you become assimilated into Vanagon time, and pretty soon everything takes forever and a day, despite the fact you only bought the blasted thing last month...

Angus