Mr. Hineline,

  We can not confirm or deny the existence of any "secret society".  Please
report to building 45802 room Q, first thing Tuesday morning.  Please bring
your Vanagon keys and title (all if you have more than one) for inspection.
 Do not bring friends, pets or relatives.  The service is free.

Mr. Smith

Date:    Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:15:31 -0800
From:    "Mark L. Hineline" <hineline@OCOTILLOFIELD.NET>
Subject: Secret society?

Is there a secret society whose members turn their steering wheels
upside down with emblems down? Society of "August Machina" or
something? (Give it a second). If I turn my wheel right side up, will
I have marked myself?

Just wondering.

Mark