

| Subject: | Re: Learned in the past week |
| From: | Ellen in Oregon |
| Date: | Mon, 7 Feb 2011 18:04:00 -0800 |
Ha ha, whatever you do, don't let her open the passenger air vent while driving 55 MPH, unless you have done it beforehand. Nothing like impressing your date with a face full of debris (ask me how I know this!) Amazingly, the first date in the '82 vanagon diesel ASI went well in spite of it, and the rest is history. I now have my very own ASI *smile* Ellen Lola, '85 Vanagon ASI Coee, traveling cat, still hanging in there at 15, enjoying life wherever it takes us �Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.� ~Lao Tzu > Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2011 17:01:12 -0800 > From: hineline@OCOTILLOFIELD.NET > Subject: Learned in the past week > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > > Many of you already know this, so this is for newbies. > > If you are taking someone of the opposite sex for a first ride in your > Westy, here's the way to do it. > > 1) Make sure that it's as clean as you can get it, and smells good. No > patchouli oil, it's too stereotyped. Make sure the table is fastened > so that it doesn't swing. > > 2) Just before you leave, put some very cold nonalcoholic drinks - > orange juice, Coke, Fuji water - in the refrigerator. Don't bother to > turn it on, it doesn't matter. > > 3) Also, make some ice in the ice tray beforehand. Wrap this in an ice > pack so that the little cubes don't melt. > > 4) Put a couple of very clean glasses in the cabinet. > > 5) Pick her up. (For most of us on this list it's a her.) > > 6) Walk her to the Westy and tell her that she really must ride in the > back seat the first time. Open the slider, and ask her if she would > like something to drink. Open the refrigerator door as you do this. > Then put the ice cubes in the clean glass, pour the drink, and invite > her to sit down. > > 7) Close the slider with authority. Don't slam it. Authority. This may > be the most important move you make. > > 8) Go for your ride. Be sure to say "feels a little like a limousine, > only better, doesn't it?" Also, for AFM Westies, be absolutely sure to > say "That's the same engine that Porsche put in their 914." Nobody > knows what a 914 is anymore. > > Now, I haven't gone any further than this. But what I already know is > that girls and women like this first experience. > > For what it's worth. > > Mark
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