My future Father In-Law showed me one of those things on my first date with
my future Wife.

I asked him to show me his then I pulled mine out of its hidden pocket and
showed him mine. Mine had 1911-A1 marked on the side and would put 0.45"
holes in things.

I'm still married to my Starter Wife and have been for 31 years. I have 2
Sons, no Daughters, one Grandson.

Tom

From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM] On Behalf Of
Mark L. Hineline
Sent: Monday, February 07, 2011 8:36 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Re: Learned in the past week

A small downside for the joy of having daughters. Get one of those
things (a pair of thingies that look like pipes, with another thingie
that fits in the crook of your shoulder, just above the armpit, and a
place to put your index finger, also known as your *** finger, filled
with hundreds of teeny tiny steel balls) we don't talk about on the
list, and a rocking chair for the front porch.

And seriously, we don't talk about those things on the list. We just
have them to impress daughters' dates.

Mark

On Feb 7, 2011, at 6:09 PM, Steven Johnson wrote:

> All delightful until you see your own daughter enter the same
> scenario....    :\
>
> On Mon, Feb 7, 2011 at 5:40 PM, Mark L. Hineline
<hineline@ocotillofield.net
>> wrote:
>
>> When you serve the drink from the fridge, you are down on one knee.
>> Don't crouch. Don't bend over. Not two knees. One knee. The image
>> will
>> stay with her.
>>
>> Mark
>>
>>
>> On Feb 7, 2011, at 5:30 PM, Michael Sullivan wrote:
>>
>> P.S. I haven't got there yet.
>>> thanks for the inspiration.
>>>
>>

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