I like that one!  ;)

My favourite goes like this:

Two guys are out hiking in the Monashees and disturb a grizzly feeding on
salmonberries.  She immediately begins to come toward them grunting
ominously.  One hiker whips off his pack, yanks off his hiking boots and
begins hurriedly lacing up a flashy pair of running shoes.

"What the heck do you think you're doing?" says his fellow hiker, "you can't
outrun a grizzly bear."

"Oh I'm aware of that" replies his friend, "I just have to outrun you!"  ;)

Jake

On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 2:29 PM, Jeff Schwaia <vw.doka@gmail.com> wrote:

> All this bear talk reminded me of my favorite bear joke:
>
>
>
> Rangers are advising hikers to be alert for bears and take extra
> precautions to avoid an encounter.
>
> They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they
> make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from
> a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them
> as this might cause a bear to charge.
>
> Visitors should also carry pepper spray just in case a bear is encountered.
>  Spraying the pepper will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run
> away.
>
> It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have
> an idea if bears are in the area.
>
> People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
> grizzly bear scat....   Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain
> berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur.  Grizzly bear droppings tend to
> contain small bells and smell of pepper.
>
>
>
> Happy Fryedaye
>

--
Jake

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