Dear George, I would be happy to volunteer an ergonomic, all natural, self
powered, 100% Organic, low maintenance, rodent destruction device.

His name is moose, he is well mannered, and certain death to rodents.  He
cleans up after himself leaving only the trophy parts, tail and the highly
sought after, offal.  Prized for making really offal smoked rat sausage.

He is relatively inexpensive per diem and is on duty 24/7.  Transport
charges apply. (Shipping and Handling)

Photos available.  Booked through May.

Pensionerd.  (Cat Staff)

On Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 2:58 PM, george jannini <georgejoann@gmail.com>wrote:

>  This kind of stuff can only happen to me.
>
>  The mice have invaded yet again.  This time they are responsible for
> chewing up approximately a quarter roll of plush toilet paper and
> secreting it inside the air conditioner plenum.  It being kind of warm
> this afternoon, I unwittingly jumped in and cranked the AC up to 11,
> whereupon a Charmin blizzard occurred.
>
> George/ATL
>