I am, by trade, a pro-fess-or - not the only one on this list by any
means - and my stock in trade is the poke or prod. So with that as a
preface, here's what I'd like to see:

Lurkers day.

There should be one day a week when people who usually say nothing
have to say something. Not all at once, or every time, but for a change.

No way to enforce it, though. (Except for Miller. C'mon Miller. Post
to the list! Ben and David are right. You're a funny guy.)

Mark