

| Subject: | Re: demons II |
| From: | Chris S |
| Date: | Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:37:36 -0400 |
Henceforth, that day shall be known as Feast of Ascension of the Holy Drill of Antioch. Or Father's Day, whatever's easier. Chris. Wysłane z iPhone'a Dnia Jun 21, 2011 o godz. 8:01 ed donnen <spliced.surprise@GMAIL.COM> napisał(a): > Rust demons II- The Curse of the hinge pins > Remember the center hinge part, with the pin rusted in? Well, I > decided to drill them out before my next auto body class. As I lay > the side gate upon the wood on the bed of my Doka, I remembered when I > got this olde Sears drill from their rebuilt department before my > first son was born. Now he has a daughter and two sons, and this > drill and I have done a lot of jobs through the years. I started > drilling out the first pin but had to keep changing bits as they were > a bit older than my drill. Actually, my father gave me the whole pile > of bits with just a hint of an evil glint in his eye, now that I > recall. Anyway, after pressing the bit home, I decided to persevere > even though smoke started pouring from the drill casing. I was > outside, downwind from the smoke, and hey, I’m a guy. When I started > seeing sparks through the smoke and the housing I unplugged the drill > and lay it in the grass until it appeared safe. > > Then my wife, always a clear thinker when she saw beside the driveway > smoke lazily rising from the grass like the ethereal spirit of the > dead drill, marched me into her car and off we went to get some new > hardware. I am now the proud possessor of a new ½ inch hammer/drill > with plenty of muscle, a new set of self-centering wood bits, and a > set of metal drilling bits for my Hansen drill index. I spared no > expense as it wasn’t even my money; it’s the kid’s inheritance! And > to follow dad’s example, I think I will give that big pile of dad’s > olde bits to my youngest son. Don’t you just love family traditions! > > ed, olde and crively in VA
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