dear incident person
Harpy /?// what in the world is a Harpy ????

BTW that exchange of information issue is actually a real safety problem as
you have mentioned ...
i should think it would be a good idea to speak with your elected persons
and let them know about this incredibly large hole in the fence ...
it would seem to me that a better idea would be for the information to be
transfered to a sealed envelope then to an officer who would pass along to
the appropriate agencies if required ...
this is simply a question of privacy and personal safety ...
regards

On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 9:15 AM, ed donnen <spliced.surprise@gmail.com>wrote:

> Night of the Harpies, Part II
> Oh, you still reading this?  The odd thing about a really good G&T is that
> the alcohol goes straight to my fingers.  When I try to type, "and I drove
> down the highway at moderate speed," it comes out, "andway Iway ovedray
> ownday ethay ighwayhay atway oderatemay eedspay."  But I digress.  Now
> where
> was I?  Oh yes, "You continue west on 66 hoping to be pulled over by an
> officer (You don't have a cell phone)."
>
> Officer Browning-Automatic:
> In due course your cunning plan comes to fruition and an officer in the
> local constabulary stops the pursuit and provides assistance by placing his
> vehicle between the raging harpies and yourself.  Things now take on the
> look/feel like an episode of "Cops" (bad harpies, bad harpies, what you
> gunna do�).  Officer Browning-Automatic repeatedly stops your narrative to
> tell the Harpies to get back into the vehicle and wait for him.  After a
> short time other officers arrived and you attempt to tell your saga to
> each.  During this discourse two mini vans pulled up in front of you and
> again you have to stop your tale as Officer Browning-Automatic goes forward
> to ascertain why they stopped.  When he returns he asks one of the other
> officers to take their statements as both vehicle drivers were witness to
> the second attack on 66.  We now have most of Arlington County's finest
> lined up behind the Harpy-mobile, all lights flashing.  The Harpies are all
> out of their vehicle, two of them flat on the ground.  The vehicle has all
> its doors open, trunk open, even the hood is open.
>
> Hey, have you noticed you went from having a truck to driving a vehicle?
>  It
> must be the LEO influence field at work.
>
> The Rescue Vehicle:
> When asked how Harpy Prime sustained leg and knee injuries, you state you
> don't know.  It could have been the first attack, the second attack, or
> just
> them walking out into traffic during the second attack, or not related at
> all.  A Rescue Vehicle arrives and Harpy Prime is put inside for medical
> treatment screaming insults and threats, ing, ing, ing; officers assist
> with
> the containment.  Harpy Prime is finally restrained by wrapping her to the
> gurney with Duct Tape (use 127).  After a bit the Rescue Vehicle leaves
> with
> the screaming Harpy Prime inside.  No need for a siren, just leave the
> windows open,�ing ing ing ing ing ing �
>
> Epilogue:  Harpy Secondary was driving on a suspended license (no kidding),
> occupants in the vehicle were "heavily intoxicated" (ditto above comment).
> According to Arlington County procedures, drivers exchange info, so now the
> Harpies have my name, address, and phone number.  Oh brother!
> The above saga was true, only the names have been changed to obscure the
> facts.
> Final score- Truck 1.5, Harpies 0.
>
>
> Post Script: This is the first time I have written in the Second Person.
> Maybe I am trying to disconnect myself from the whole incident.
>

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roger w
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Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up: a
servant who becomes king ...
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