> I've got a wonky turn signal. Turning left - the relay does it job -
> click----click---click---click, etc. Turning right and it goes
> clicketyclicketyclicketyclicketyclicketyclickety.

Check the wattages of the bulbs on that side - most turn signal relays do
the fast flash thing when they think you've blown a bulb.  You might also
have the front one in upside down, in which case the side light would be
noticeably brighter on that side :o)

toodle pip,
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