so it goes like this:

 rriiiiinggg...  "Hello, Legacy Ford Lincoln, Kenny Forsythe  speaking, may
i help you?"

me says "Heeeey kenny, whats up???   do you still have that  vanagon???"

Kenny says, "no sir its been sold. "

me says "so did you really get $90 grand for it?"

Kenny says "no we got $25 grand for it"

me says "no sh*t?? really?  bummer.  "

click. dialtone.

LOL

true story.