It'd take dozens of the little varmints to give you the BTU equivalent of a
three dog night...

Angus

On Fri, Jan 4, 2013 at 2:04 PM, Al Knoll <anasasi@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Tue, Jan 1, 2013 at 9:11 PM, Loren Busch <starwagen@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > RE: Temperatures
> > I't cold to very cold all over the west coast, near freezing to well
> below
> > in many area.
> >
>
> A little known black market item might help on those wintry desert days.
> The squirrel coat!  Basically a fashionable trench coat with extra
> pockets.  Works as a fine windbreaker but wait!  Add a few squirrels to the
> pockets and HUZZAH!  Environmentally conscious portable heat.  Getting
> colder?  Add a few more.  When using prairiedogs DO NOT add a ferret
> serious compatbility issues.  Works with fox, grey, ground and smaller
> marmots.  Get yours today,  Operators standing by.  1888GetCoat.  Free
> rodent feed for the first 2 purchasers.
>
> AND  in a survival pinch you can snack on the heaters.
>
> Pensionerd.
>
> (sorry, Rocket, no offense intended)
>