The boffins at Bell Industries considered some sort of novelty toasting pattern when designing the "Excelsior" toaster. But it was pointed out that there is a company that has already produced toasters catering to a range of, ahem, tastes.

http://www.burntimpressions.com/

Alistair

> On Sep 20, 2013, at 12:45 PM, James Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM> wrote:
> 
> FE attorneys will be contacting you regarding this flagrant disclosure. 
> 
> : )
> 
> JF/FE international
> 
>> On Sep 20, 2013, at 2:24 PM, Ben <syncro@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> I would have thought FE would not be satisfied until that toaster can poop out complete running mini replicas of any VW vehicle with functioning engine made of bread and fueled by butter or margarine for the biodiesel fans.
>> 
>> 
>> BenT
>> sent from my electronic leash
>> 
>>> On Sep 20, 2013, at 10:38 AM, Jim Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM> wrote:
>>> 
>>> but Felder Enterprises would
>>> not be satisfied with the imprint of a VW logo. We would want the outline
>>> image of a Vanagon,