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Subject:Re: Runaway Starter Saga Continues
From:Al Knoll
Date:Wed, 6 Nov 2013 08:37:06 -0800

Following along with what the other esteemed members have advised and
adding the requisite number of ellipses...so as to assume the mantle
of knowledge so manfully borne by the rest...to really get a charge
out of your pursuit of this meanie...just hold the coil exit wire, the
fat one, in your hand and use the remote starter switch...mentioned in
dispatches and necessary but not sufficient for solo exorcisms of such
demons as this.., crank it once with the ignition on and halon at the
ready...oughta bite cha.  If no bite,  fix that bit first till you get
a bite... keep the remote starter switch cables out of the fan belt
area...lest you be found strangled under the deck lid...and don't wear
a real tie, clip on or bow if necessary...

Then kick the tires in clockwise sequence starting at the left rear,
walk around the van counter clockwise to reset the bad juju, open and
close the driver door gently to let the vapourous demons escape...Ref:
Raiders of the Lost Ark style demons...

Do this in the quiet time so to check if you get a wizz from the fuel
pump when you first turn on the ignition key...you may have more than
one demonical infestation.,,,runnin low on ellipses now,have to use
comma splices,,,

When all else fails, rattle the bones, burn the goat guts on the oil
drum, utter the unspeakable incantations intended to banish Cthulu
from the immediate vicinity and ,,, repeat.

Might work,,,caint hurt much,,,gets rid of them smelly old goat
guts,,,gives you a fleeting feeling of awesome power as Cthulu
grumbles away,,,a cup of deadly brown recluse coffee CAN do
magic,,,and magic may just be what you need.

Pensionerd, fond of magic,,,elipses,,,deadly brown recluse coffee,,,and ,,,

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