I found this note stuck on the windshield one afternoon when my Vanagon was
parked in a public parking lot. I usually use a Club on the steering wheel
to discourage thieves.

http://s14.postimg.org/pn0ref6f5/van_note.jpg

I still get a big kick out of the fact that some young lady (I presume)
found this funny enough to actually leave a note.

-Mark