http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ cto/4835228125.html 
  
This will be a classic! Rust isn't too bad, and hold on folks, are you ready for this? Sitting down? IT HAS A BRAND NEW ENGINE!! Ok, well, it was brand new 15 years ago. So was the roof on my house, but I can't call it "brand new" anymore. Seriously, someone better snap this up quick! $2,000.00 and another $25,000.00 to restore it and you'll have a classic worth maybe $8,000.00! WHAT A DEAL! Why is this ad still up? HURRY!     Jeff (Been a long time since I've done a Craigslist rant)