Dealer, interviewing a customer after returning from testing a Westy over
the weekend:

"And how did you find the ice cubes from the refrigerator?"

Customer:

"I looked under a french fry and there they were."

Badah-boom.

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"I heard you bought a Vanagon. What did you name it?"

"If it ever gets out of the repair shop I'm going to name it Houdini."

Bada-boom.

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Why wouldn't the diesel Vanagon take the toll road?

The sign said "no slugs."

**rimshot**

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Customer picking up a Westy from the dealer:

"There's a flea on my Vanagon."

Dealer:

"Damn autocorrect. It's supposed to be a flue."

pshhhh!

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Jim

On Sun, Jun 28, 2015 at 7:21 AM Eric Caron <ecaron1@comcast.net> wrote:

> Knock Knock…
>
> Who’s there?
>
>
> orange
>
> Orange Who?
>
> Orange you glad you have a Vanagon!
>
>
> And…
>
> Knock Knock…
>
>
> Who’s there?
>
> orange vanagon
>
> Orange Vanagon who?
>
> Orange Van a gone camping!
>
> And…
>
> Knock Knock
>
> Not possible we don’t have a knock sensor and can run on regular gas.
>
>
> Eric Caron
> 85 gL Auto Westfalia
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 28, 2015, at 5:32 AM, Ben <syncro@GMAIL.COM> wrote:
> >
> > You must be kidding.:-)
> >
> >
> > BenT
> > sent from my electronic leash
> >
> >> On Jun 27, 2015, at 7:45 PM, <mcneely4@cox.net> <mcneely4@cox.net>
> wrote:
> >>
> >> Ben, surely Vanagon related jokes are ok any time.
>