They say he's a lying cuss
Slander about a man and a bus
But he flies so high
And honestly does try
To live up to the name angus

Alistair

> On Jul 10, 2015, at 8:44 PM, Angus Gordon <birdworks@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> 
> Though Alistair's rhymes may be lame,
> There's a reason they all sound the same.
> Rolling under the bus,
> His head did concuss.
> He now can't remember his name.
> 
> 
> Angus
> 
> 
>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 8:10 PM, Alistair Bell <albell@SHAW.CA> wrote:
>> 
>> It was with regret that the old man John Dillon
>> Patched the hose that was ceaselessly spillin'
>> Give me a fan and some fins
>> And identical twins
>> I'd be chillin' instead of this fillin'
>> 
>> :-)
>> 
>> Alistair
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 7:30 PM, John Dillon <john@gobusgo.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> There once was a fellow named Gus
>>> Who loved to travel by bus
>>> “if i were square
>>> I’d cool by water not air”
>>> but really please don’t make a fuss
>>> 
>>>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 10:27 PM, Alistair Bell <albell@SHAW.CA> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Ok, right back at you Marc
>>>> 
>>>> It was something he knew he should do
>>>> And he thought he would carry some glue
>>>> But when the tank blew that night
>>>> It gave him a terrible fright
>>>> And he cried "je suis Perdue"
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 7:13 PM, Marc Perdue <mcperdue@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Alistair's rhyme first was lame
>>>>> We all said, oh what a shame
>>>>> He tried it again,
>>>>> Came through in the end,
>>>>> And now we rejoice in his name
>>>>> 
>>>>> This stuff ain't easy, is it?
>>>>> Marc Perdue
>>>>> 
>>>>>> On Fri, Jul 10, 2015 at 9:34 PM, Alistair Bell <albell@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>>>>> By the side of the road was Godot
>>>>>> Scratching his head and saying oh no
>>>>>> Felder was right
>>>>>> I'll be spending the night
>>>>>> With a van that refuses to go
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Alistair
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 6:29 PM, Jim Felder <jim.felder@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Waiting for Godot...
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> He's got an AFM problem, or an ECU problem, or his Vanagon didn't pass emissions, or he van's decide what tires to run, or he can't decide what oil to run.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> And who could blame him?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Jim
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> On Fri, Jul 10, 2015 at 8:26 PM Alistair Bell <albell@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Good one.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Let me try..
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> There was a young man named Estragon
>>>>>>>> Who waited and waited for oh so long
>>>>>>>> "Oh dear Vladimir "
>>>>>>>> "I'm starting to fear"
>>>>>>>> "That Godot has run off with our Vanagon"
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> (Estragon was, strangely, the first rhyming name I could think of. I am not an English major)
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Alistair
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> On Jul 10, 2015, at 6:07 PM, Dake Collins <wuwe423@YAHOO.COM> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> My father wrote this as one of nine “Two’s a crowd” limericks illustrated by John Dempsey and published in Playboy in the late 1950’s.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> A fellow from old Copenhagen
>>>>>>>>> Made a girl in his tiny Volkswagen
>>>>>>>>>  The price was quite high:
>>>>>>>>>  The shift in his eye,
>>>>>>>>> And a slash from the dash on his noggin.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> The other cars in the series are: Mercedes, Corvette, Porsche, Jaguar, Lloyd, Minor, Fiat and Renault.
>>>