Not this Mike M[iller]'s van but Mike M[agnani]'s van or as they are otherwise known Mike dirty van, and Mike clean van.
Went to visit Mike M to 'help' [read: nod my head and try to look wise] with his hot start problem. Didn't work out but while I was there I noticed a speck of dirt on his van. BWHAH, HA, HA, Ha. uh. oops. It was a speck on my glasses. Sorry, never mind.