Thanks John.  That may be inappropriate, but it made me laugh like that double hockey stick word.

Dave B.

-----Original Message-----
From: John Rodgers <jrodgers113@GMAIL.COM>
To: vanagon <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Tue, Mar 20, 2018 5:01 pm
Subject: Re: My Vanagon and MASSIVE weather system in Alabama tonight

Well, you could do like a couple of blonde cheerleaders here on the Alabama
Crimson Tide did after their little car got dimpled by hail here. Local
garage chief told them blow on the tailpipe. That will pop the dimples
right out. They were huffing and puffing when a blondie
 on a bike came by and yelled at them. They turned to look at her, big
black soot ring around their mouths, and she said 'You gotta know that
doesn't work unless the windows are up!!

Check your winows before you try it! ☺

On Tue, Mar 20, 2018, 15:19 Don Hanson <dhanson928@gmail.com> wrote:

> I've got a 2.5l Subaru Forester that is ball-peened by hail.  Blown head
> gasket, too.  Don't know what to do with it...sell it for scrap, I guess.
>
>
>
> On Tue, Mar 20, 2018, 2:18 AM Eric Caron <eric.caron@icloud.com> wrote:
>
> > Hi John,
> >
> >         My fingers are crossed for you.  Looking forward to positive
> > reports of a intact van.
> >
> > Eric Caron
> >
> >
> > On Mar 19, 2018, at 23:03, John Rodgers <jrodgers113@GMAIL.COM> wrote:
> >
> > A major weather system crossed and continues to cross Alabama tnight
> there
> > have been severe thunderstorms,  high speed straight line winds and
> > tornadoes. Hail as big as three inches has fallen in places. Trees down,
> > terrific building damage, power lines. Car dealerships are taking a
> > terrific beating. One dealership has repoted in with 4 million dollars
> lost
> > inventory, and that was just one. Cars and trucks are huge here and t his
> > state has auto dealerships as big as any.
> >
> > My poor old '88GL Subie project is sitting out on thevopen underva tree
> ib
> > the country. I haven't been able to get in tough with neighbors to check
> on
> > it. Tomorrow will tell the tale. Hope no tree fell on it or hail beat it
> to
> > death.
> >
> > John
> > Birmingham, AL
> >
>