Pulled my van in for some servicing. First question by young attendant was
'What is it?"
Second question; "Where is the engine?"
Third question: "Where do you put the oil in?"
Fourth question: "Where do I check the brake fluid?'
Fifth question; "Where do I check the washer fluid?"

I do get so amused at the expressions on these young guys face as they hunt
for service points on my 30 year old van.