Ha-ha!  That was very funny Bruce and thanks for sharing.  Ridiculous contraption in all certainty.  As Mr. T would state:  I pity the fools.

    On Monday, February 6, 2023 at 09:52:16 AM PST, Bruce Todd <beeceetee@gmail.com> wrote:  
 
 This might help with the mud pit situation - albeit - you will still have
some mud but at least you can keep from your feet or flops.  Ignore the
price and just consider the concept as this would be easy enough to build
as a custom item.  You could probably use this for a multitude of camping
uses as well - including starting a fire if you were desperate for
kindling.  :)

https://www.amazon.ca/Waterproof-Grating-Customized-Bathroom-Accessories/dp/B09KB4NGNR

Bruce

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