> 
> ###  Hey, it's Friday!  Song Time!                                 ###
> ###  All this yak about how fast these vehicles will go            ###
> ###  has prompted me to offer up the following                     ###
> ###  paean to the Unvarnished Truth                                ###
> ###  This is that caissons song you learned in your militaristic   ###
> ###  grade school.  Does anyone know what a caisson is?            ###
> 

<Awesome tune edited out for brevity>

Should someone be keeping track of all of these gems?  I envision a
karaoke album, to be sold at Dead concerts, full of well-known 
melodies, and song sheets with our most excellent lyrics.

After the first gold record, we could put out a Laser Karaoke album,
with our vans/buses lumbering in the background (or even the 
foreground).  

Start videotaping your van!  Become A Star!  If we can't do the 
marketing at Dead concerts, well, there's always cheap time on the
local cable companies for "infomercials".  Perhaps we could even get
some sort of tax exemption if we claim our "business" is really 
a religon. We all religously maintain our buses, don't we?

Whaddya say?

-Jim
macklow@sybase