> I think that the motion detectors should be outlawed.  Who cars if the car 
> wiggles.
> 
> Its called crying "wolf" (Wolfsburg?)
> 
> And then the car alarms with the "voice": 'You are too close to the vehicle...'

When it snows here, I like going out to the college and making a bunch of
snowballs, and playing `car alarm, car alarm, who's got the car alarm'. 
Great for breaking the ice/snow on boring days.