>From: nrubin@s1.csuhayward.edu (martha rubin)

> Joel! (and all yer cousins) - 
>
> Be very careful!  Non-forking family trees can be the sign of
> something much more serious, namely, redneckitis.  Telltale
> warning signs include:

I got a few more:

You made it good by moving into a double-wide.
You cut the grass and find a car in the yard.
Your boat costs more than your house and truck.

No, I am not a redneck.   I just play one. ;)  

Jonathan (Ahm ma Yankee fram Neeewww Yooork Citeee!)