> 
> So, I did them one better.  I took an old piece o'shit gas can a friend gave
> me, put 2 gallons of gas in it, along with 3 cups of good ol C & H (pure
> cane sugar), and put the gas can on the roof rack, with a couple of bungees
> to hold it down. 

Thom

 I hereby nominate you as "Genius of the week" for this one. Thanks
for telling us. I am ROTFL right now, and genuinely sharing in your
joy. {A real S*&^t-eating grin I have}.

 My now second (was first) favorite idea was to take a nearly empty
sugar bag, sprinkle a bit around the gas cap, and place the bag under the
cap wedged under a tire (With the gas-flap left open). {no sugar in gas,
just let them *think* there is}

 Best Friday story yet Thom...thanks again.

Matthew