well, what the hell ... subject to ridicule and daily abuse by my fellow
workers, why should i expect any sympathy from you folks? :)  here goes
my contribution:

   ___       __ __             _____           _____
  (___)     |__|__|           |_____|         |_____|
   o o       o V o             o===o
  =====      =====             =====           =___=

bay-window   split-window      vanagon         eurovan

<front views, you didiots>

joel