It's Halloween, everyone!   (SOMEONE has to do this, right?...)

Groaners -

Q:  What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
A:  Fangsgiving!

Q:  What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A:  Coffin Drops!

Q:  Why didn't Dracula get married?
A:  He never met a nice Ghoul!

Q:  What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by 
    its radius?
A:  Pumpkin pie!
 
Q:  What did the father ghost say to the little ghost?
A:  Don't spook until you are spooken to!

Q:  Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
A:  Because he only had one pupil!

Q:  Qhy did Frankenstein go to see a psychiatrist?
A:  He thought he might have a screw loose!

Q:  What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A:  A Bloodhound!

Q:  Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A:  In a red bloodcell!

Q:  Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A:  They would only let him be BAT boy!

Q:  Why was the wife happy on Halloween nite?
A:  Because her husband was a-goblin' ;)